Zero MPG Keychain in pale engraved wood with a flying broom design, dark brown leather loop and brass ring

Zero MPG Keychain

$5.00
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Zero MPG Keychain in pale engraved wood with a flying broom design, dark brown leather loop and brass ring

Zero MPG Keychain

$5.00

Zero MPG. Who needs gas when you have a broom? 🧹🌙

For those who prefer their transportation a little more magical, the Zero MPG Keychain is ready for takeoff. Featuring an engraved flying broom and the wonderfully practical declaration “ZERO MPG,” this rustic wooden keychain is perfect for witches, Halloween lovers, and anyone whose dream vehicle comes with bristles instead of wheels.

Finished with a dark leather loop and antique-brass style hardware, it has just the right blend of rustic cottage charm and witchy humor.

Perfect for your keys, purse, backpack, or broom ignition. 😉

No gas. No mileage. No problem. Just fly.

Shipping & returns

We ship to United States addresses only. In-stock items fulfilled from our shop typically ship within 3–5 business days, plus an estimated 3–5 business days in transit. Shipping rates and available methods appear at checkout; items may arrive separately. See our shipping policy. Eligible unused items may be requested for return within 30 days of receipt, subject to the exclusions in our return policy. Contact us before returning anything. Damaged, defective, or incorrect-item concerns can be sent to raynedrop.dev@gmail.com.

Care & gifting

Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid soaking, harsh cleaning products, and prolonged moisture. This listing is for one keychain; decorative props are not included. A decorative accessory, not a toy; keep small parts away from young children.

Pair with a Raynes Cottage graphic T-shirt or browse more handcrafted gifts. Each item is sold separately.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What does the Zero MPG Keychain look like?
The Zero MPG Keychain features an engraved flying broom and the declaration “ZERO MPG.” Its rustic wooden design is finished with a dark leather loop and antique-brass style hardware.
What can I attach the Zero MPG Keychain to?
The product description suggests using the Zero MPG Keychain with keys, a purse, or a backpack. It also playfully mentions attaching it to a broom ignition.
Is the Zero MPG Keychain a good gift for a witch or Halloween fan?
The Zero MPG Keychain is described as perfect for witches, Halloween lovers, and anyone who enjoys magical transportation and witchy humor.
What gives this keychain its rustic, witchy style?
The engraved flying broom and “ZERO MPG” message bring the witchy humor, while the wooden body, dark leather loop, and antique-brass style hardware create its rustic cottage charm.
Does the Zero MPG Keychain have a practical or humorous design?
It combines both: the keychain is made for carrying with keys, a purse, or a backpack, and its “ZERO MPG” broom design adds a playful touch.